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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • China ka maal
    Ek larky ny chines larki se shadi ki..

    Larki ek saal baad mar gai,,

    Larka bohat ro raha tha...

    Ek Pathan dilasa dety huwy bola :

    "Bas yaar! China ka maal to

    Itna hi chalta hai....:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan pehlay rozay ko
    Pathan pehlay rozay ko Masjid me Naat perhny gaya to

    logon ny usay khoob mara..

    Wajha poochi to ek aadmi ny kaha :

    ye pehlay rozay ko hi ye naat perh raha tha,

    "Alwida Alwida Mahe Ramazan"


  By: Saima   Send To Mobile
  • Ek pathan roz raat ko
    Ek pathan roz raat ko Tahajjud k waqt

    uthta or Allah se ro ro ker Dua kerta,

    "Ya Allah mujhy aulaad de de."

    15 saal tak Girgira k dua mangta raha,

    Yahan tak k ek din us k paas Farishta aaya

    or bola:
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    Khan tu ny to ro ro ker Arsh hila dala hai,

    Tujhay Khuda ka wasta hai k ,,,,

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    Pehlay Shadi to ker lay...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan larki k saamny Bike se
    Pathan larki k saamny Bike se zor se gira or

    sharmindagi se foran hi khara ho gaya..


    Larki : Oh ho! Aap ko lagi to nahi..?


    Pathan : Nahi! Hum bike se aisy hi uterta hai(:-P)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Perfume bech raha tha
    Pathan Perfume bech raha tha,,

    "Perfume le lo, Perfume le lo"

    Ek memon aaya or bola :

    "1 rupay wala dikhao.."

    Pathan : "Ye hamara Baghal soongh lo.."


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Pathn raat ko Jeep k derwazay
    3 Pathn raat ko Jeep k derwazay lock hony ki waja se

    Jeep me phans gaye.
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    1s Pathan
    Aisa kerty hen Engine k raastynikalty hen.
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    2nd Pathan
    Nahi Diggi k raasty nikalty hen.
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    3rd Pathan
    Jo bhi kerna hai jaldi kero,

    Barish hony wali hai,

    Or Jeep ki chat bhi nahi hai...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • PATHAN ARMY MA BHRTI HOWAftym nbcz
    PATHAN ARMY MA BHRTI HOWA
    2 DIN
    BAD JANG SHURU HOGAI
    PATHAN K
    HELMET PE GOLI LAGI
    PATHAN GUN
    PHAINK K BHAG GYA OR BOLA


    AQALMAND K LIYE ISHARA E KAFI HAI


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • Hum B ja rha hay
    Pathan
    Public Toilet mei gya to
    Diwar Pr Likha tha
    Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
    Aur
    Tum Yahan Bethay ho

    Pathan
    Nechay Likh Aya

    Bus
    kar k
    Hum B ja rha hay!


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • 1 pathan building se gira
    1 pathan building se gira,

    Doctor Ye marr chuka hai,

    Pathan achank uth or bola:
    Mei zinda hon,

    2nd pathan:
    Tu leta reh tujhe doctor se
    ziada pta hy kya


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • Jo Eid waly din
    Jo Eid waly din rozy rakhy wo
    sHYtAn hota hy.
    OUR
    jo rozy my Eid mna ly wo pathan
    hota hy.


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
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