Coffee
PIA ki flight me captain aylaan kerny k baad
mike band kerna bhool gaya aur apny sathi pilot se
kehny laga :
"Pehly me ek cup coffee piyon ga, aur phir
Air hostess ki Pappi lun ga..."
Ye sun ker Air hostess mike band kerny k liye bhagi to
gir pari.
Pas betha pathan bola :
"Khuda ka Bandi! Aram se jao, Pehly wo
Coffee piye ga.....":-):-p
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