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Roti



Doctor : Motapy ka sirf ek hi Ilaaj hai,

Tum rozana sirf ek roti khaya kero.


Pathan : Doctor Sahab! Ye ek roti

khana khany se pehly khani hai ye

khany k baad?.....:-O:-p



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