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Kiya Aap Murghi Ho



Pathan: Teacher Kiya Aap Murghi Ho??

Teacher: Kiya Bakwas ker Rahy ho,
Me Tumhen Kiya Murghi Nazar Ati Hun??


Pathan: To Phir Aap Her Paper me Mujhy

"ANDAY" Q Deti Hen...:-p



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