NetWork Kharab Hai
Pathan Ka Pait Kharab ho Gaya To Wo Doctor k Paas Gaya..
Pathan: Doctor Sahab, Subha se NetWork Kharab Hai,
Miss Call per Miss call arahi hai,
Outgoing Bilkul Free Hai,
Tarha Tarha ki Ring tones Baj rahi hen,
Pait me Balance Bilkul Nahi Rehta ,
Jitna Load Kerwao, Khatam ho jata hai.
Doctor: Ye Dawaai Le Lo, Subha Tak Sim Band ho jaye Gi...;-p:)
Send To Mobile
<<< Read Previous |
Read Next >>>
Submit Your Comments:
Related SMS to "NetWork Kharab Hai"
- Us Ki Behan ki By: Sumaira Malik
Wakeel: Jab Mulzim ny tum per Qatilana hamla kiya to Us Waqt tum ny Kiya Cheez uthai Hui thi?? Pat...
- Tumhara Number Konsa hai By: Sumaira Malik
Ek pathan Interview k Liye Gaya. Officer: Tum Kitny Behan bhai Ho? Pathan: 7 Officer: Tumhara Num...
- Neki Ka Kaam By: Haya Ali
Teacher To Pathan: Tum ny Kabhi Koi Neki ka Kaam kiya Hai?? Pathan: Ji Sir, Ek Baar Ek Admi Aaram s...
- Pathan Kissed A Girl By: Naghma Khan
Pathan Saw A Beautiful Girl, He went a Kissed Her. Girl: Stupid, What R U Doing? Pathan: B.Com Fin...
- Pathan Is Great By: Sumaira Malik
"Class" Me Teacher ko Apny Pathan Student se Piyar Ho Gaya. Teacher ny Raat Ko Msg Kiya: "I Miss U"...
- Physics Ki Tareef By: Sumaira Malik
Teacher: Physics ki Tareef Sunao? Pathan: Puri nahi Ati Akhir se Thori si Aati Hai. Teacher: Acha ...
- Miss Call By: Raheel Ahmed
Pathan: Miss Aap ny Mujhy Call Ki Thi?? Miss: Nahi To. Pathan: To Phir Mere Mobile me Q Likha Tha,...
- Tajurba By: Raheel Ahmed
Pathan Job k liye Interview deny gaya.. Boss: Tumhari Taleem Theek Hai lekin Hamen Kuch Salon ka Ta...
- Pathan Zong k Office Me By: Raheel Ahmed
Ek Pathan Zong k Office Ja Ker Larki Se Bola: "I Love U" Larki: Tumhari Himmat Kese Hui Ye Kehny Ki...
- Naam Kuttay K Bachay Ka Aa Gaya By: Shahnaz
1 Pathan Ne Gali K Konay Pe Kachra Phenk Dya. Thorri Dair Baad Ghoom Phir Ker Gali Mein Aaya To, M...
- Mujhe Pagal Samjha hai? By: Shahnaz
1 Aadmi Bakriyan chara Raha Tha... Pathan: Ye Bakriyan kahan ley Ja rahey ho??? Aadmi (Gussey Se)...
- Jootay se Maar do By: Shahnaz
Sardar: Aisa kya karain ke Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye owr Laathi bhi na Tootey??? Pathan: Jootay se Maar d...
- Hum Hostel Mai Rehta Hai By: Shahnaz
Teacher to Pathan: Tum Home-work kar kay kyon nahi laye ho??? Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta h...
- Pathan Class Me Hans Raha Tha By: Naila Soomro
Pathan Class me Hans Raha Tha. Larki: Stand Up, Kon Ho Tum? Pathan: Tum Kon Ho? Larki: Me Monitor...
- Pathan Ny Sary Doston Ko By: Naila Soomro
Ek Pathan CNG Statoin Gaya, Wahan Likha Tha, "Yahan Mobile Phone Istemal Kerna Mana Hai". Pathan Ny...
