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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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1st Date
Pathan Apni Girl Friend K Sath
1st Date Per:
"Ye Hamara Pehla Date Hai
Gul Bano..
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Agar Koi Ghalti Ya Kami Reh Jaye To
Chhota Bhai Samajh Ker Maaf Ker Dena.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Pathan Apni Bhabhi Ko
Ek Pathan Apni Bhabhi Ko Khoob Maar Raha Tha..
Logon Ny Pucha K Tum Q Maar Rahy Ho
To Wo Bola:
"Hamara Bhabhi Achi Aurat Nahi Hai."
Log: Wo Kese.??
Pathan:
Hum Jab Bhi Apny Doston Se
Puchta Hun Tum Kis Se Baat Ker Rahy Ho
To Wo Yehi Kehty Hen..
"TERI BHABHI SE.."
Hahhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Pathan Molvi Se
Pathan Molvi Se:
Molvi Saab, Kiya Kisi Ghair
Larki Ko Hath Lagany Se
Wuzu Toot Jata Hai.??
Molvi Hans Ker Boly:
Khan Sahab,
Sirf Wuzu Hi Nahi Balke
Aksar Hath Paun Bhi Toot Jaty Hen.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Boring
Larki To Pathan:
Tum Bohat Boring Ho..
Pathan:
Gul Bano Jhoot Mat Bolo,
Hum Agar Boring Hota To
Hamary Munh Se Bhi Thanda Thanda Pani Ata.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Kela Kitny Rupay Ka Hai
Pathan: Ye Kela Kitny Rupay Ka Hai.?
Dukandar: 10 Rupay Ka.
Pathan: Ye To Bohat Mehnga Hai,
Tum 6 Rupay Me De Do.
Dukandar: 6 Rupay Me To Is Ka Chhilka Hi Milay Ga.
Pathan Khush Ho Ker:
Ye Lo 4 Rupay. Chhilka Tum Khud Rakho,
Hum Ko Sirf Kela De Do.. :-D
Dukandar Shocked..
Pathan Rocked..
By:
Naila Soomro
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Post Mortem
Ek Pathan Doctor Operation Theater Se Bahar Aa Ker Bola:
"Oh Khudaya Aaj To Hum Bohat Thak Gaya"
Mareez Ka Baap Aa Ker Bola:
"Doctor Sahab, Operation Kesa Raha??"
Pathan Doctor:
Kiya Us Ka Operation Kerna Tha?
Oh Khudaya, Hum To Us Ka Post Mortem Ker Aya.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Sust Pathan
Ek Sust Pathan K Makan Me Aag Lag Gai..
Sab Log Aag Bujhany K Liye Bhagy
Magar
Pathan Apni Jaga Per Betha Raha.
Ek Admi Ny Kaha:
Tumhary Ghar Aag Lagi Hai
Aur Tum Yahan Aram Ker Rahy Ho.??
Pathan Bola:
Nahi Yara,
Hum To Yahan Beth Ker
Barish Ki Dua Mang Raha Hai.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Khota Biryani
Pathan: Abba Tum Hamara Shadi Q Nahi Kerta Hai.??
Abba: Beta Mujhy To Ye Lagata Hai K
Jis Ghoray Per Teri Baraat Jani Thi,
Usay Lahori
"KHOTA" Samajh Ker Kha Gaye Hen.. :-) :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Fans
Shahid Afridi: Mere Bohat Sary "FANS" Hen..
Pathan: Jao Yara Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi,
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Hamary Ghar To
Her Kamray Me "AC" Hai,
Bohat Thandi Hawa Ata Hai,
Tum Bhi Fan Chhor Ker AC Le Lo.. :-) :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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