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Me Ny Bohat Sary Paise Bachaye



Pathan Ka Bacha Khushi Khushi Bhagta Hua Aaya..

Pathan: Kiya Hua.??

Bacha: Baba Aaj Me Ny Bohat Sary Paise Bachaye..

Pathan: Wo Kese.??

Bacha: Mere Ek Daant Me Dard Tha,
Me Wo Nikalwany Dentist K Pass Gaya,
Us Ny Kaha: "Meri Fees 500 Rupay Hai,
Tum Chahy Ek Daant Nikalwao Ya Sary.."
.
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Phir Baba Me Ne Rs.500 Me
Saary Daant Nikalwa Diye.. :-D

Hhahahaha



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