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Happy Machar Season



Machron K Naam Ek Pathan Ka Peghaam..:

"O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
Himmat Hai To Samny Aa K
Kaat K Dikhao,,,
.
Agar Hamary Kaan K Gird
Gol Gol Ghumay Ga To Hum
Tum Ko Shoot Ker Dega.." :-D

Happy Machar Season.. :-)
Hahahaha



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