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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Bahadur Bivi
    Pathan: Kahan Ja Rahe Ho Yara.?
    .
    Sardar: Police Station,
    Mere Ghar Chor aya hai.
    .
    Pathan: Bivi ko Akela Chod dia?
    .
    Sardar: Nahi, Usne Chor ko
    Apni Bahon me Jakad Rakha Hai. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Marammat
    Sardar: Agar Tumhary Paas
    Chhappar Phaad Ker Dolat Aye
    To Tum Kiya Kero Gy.??

    Pathan:
    Sab Se Pehly Hum Us
    Chhappar Ki Marammat Kerwaye Ga. :-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Aqalmandi
    Pathan Ki Beti Hui.

    Bivi Boli:
    Khan Saab, Jab Ye Bari Ho Gi
    To Larky Is Ko Cheden Gy..

    Pathan:
    Tum Fikar Na Kero Gul Bano.
    Hum Ny Soch Liya Hai K
    Hum Iska Naam
    "BAJI" Rakhy Ga.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Khushki
    Girl:
    Mera BF Bohat Khushk Mizaj Hai..

    Pathan Larki:
    Tension Na Lo,
    Usay Chaai Me
    "Head & Sholder"
    Daal Ker Do,
    ,
    Khushki 100% Khatam Ho Jaye Gi.. :-) :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Male Or Female
    Teacher: Shoaib Malik Is Male Or Female.??

    Pathan: Female

    Teacher: But How.??

    Pathan: Because A Commentator Told
    "What A Beautiful Delivery By Shoaib Malik" :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Bewakoof
    Pathan:
    Yara Ye "Nothing" Ka Kiya Matlab Hota Hai.??

    Sardar:
    "Kuch Bhi Nahi"

    Pathan:
    Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Tum Hum Ko Bewakoof Samajhta Hai?
    Jab Word Bana Hai To
    Uska Kuch Na Kuch Matlab To Hoga.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Lambi Lambi
    Sardar:
    Oye Tumhen Pata Hai,
    "Suez Canal" Mere Papa Ny Khodi Thi..

    Pathan:
    Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi,
    Tum Ny Kabhi "Dead Sea" Ka Naam Suna Hai.??

    Sardar: Haan

    Pathan:
    Usay Mere Abba Ny Qatal Kiya Tha.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Bivi Ka Under Wear
    Pathan: Aaj Me Ghar Jaty Hi
    Apni Bivi Ka Under Wear Utaar Dunga.

    Dost: Q Yaar Aaj To Baray Mood Me Ho. :-)

    Pathan: Nahi Yara,
    Uska Under Wear Kafi Tight Hai Mujhy.. :-D

    Dost: O Teri...

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Surf Excel
    Ek Pathan Ki Soch..

    "Agar Daag Achay Hoty Hen To

    "Surf Excel" Banany Ka Kiya Zarurat Tha.." :-D

    Think Different.. :-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Dawa
    Mareez: Doctor Sahab Ye Dawa Kahin Per Bhi Nahi Mili
    Aap Koi Aur Dawa Likh Den.

    Pathan Doctor:
    Oho Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Dawa To Hum Likhna Hi Bhool Gaya.. :-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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