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Pehle he kaat liya



Pathan: Aye Khuda tu mujhe Rs.100 dega to hum tumhari raah main Rs.50 dega.

Rastay main usay Rs.50 mila to Pathan bola: Ya Khudaya itna bhi bhrosa nahi kya pehle he kaat liya.



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