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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli
    Pathan goes India illegally,

    Security Officer: Who r u?
    Pathan: I am Hindu.

    Security Officer: So tell me the 5 names of Bhagwan!

    Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.


  By: Usama   Send To Mobile
  • Cycle hum rakh le?
    Judge said to Pathan: Tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi hua lihaza, Tumhain Ba Izzat bari kya jata hai.

    Pathan: To kya Cycle hum rakh le?


  By: Farhan Rajput   Send To Mobile
  • Teacher to Pathan
    Teacher to Pathan: Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice.
    Pathan: If aLara Dutta marries Brain Lara, She will become Lara Lara.... Bolo Tararara


  By: Farhan Rajput   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan to Airhostess
    Ek Pathan Airhostess se: "Aapki shakal meri BV se bohat milti hai."
    Airhostess ek zor daar thappar us pathan kay mun par marti hai.

    Pathan:"Aadat bhi bohat milti hai."


  By: Farhan Rajput   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan aur Gadhay main Faraq
    Question: Pathan aur Gadhay main konsi 2 cheezen same hain?

    Answer: Dono Bachpan main Khob Soorat hotay hain, aur Baray ho kar Transport ka kaam karte hain.


  By: Farhan Rajput   Send To Mobile
  • Once Pathan student was asked
    Once Pathan student was asked in the class.

    Teacher: Aap baray ho kar kya bano gay?

    After Thinking...

    Pathan Replied: ** Lady Doctor**


  By: Farhan Rajput   Send To Mobile
  • 32 Rupaya
    Pathan: Ye lo 32 Rupaya tumhara Haq Mehar, Ab mujhe kuch karne ki ijaazat do,

    Dulhan: Tumse meri shadi hui hai, is liye 32 Rupay le rahi hon, Warna 2000 se kam nahi leti.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathanon se poch lo
    Tum chand se khoobsoorat ho sitaron se poch lo,
    Tum phoolon se khobsoorat ho baharon se poch lo,
    Tum Aishwariya se bhi KhoobSoorat ho,

    Pathanon se poch lo.


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • Rickshaw hum chalayega
    Ek pathan aur uski bivi rickshaw main bethe to driver ne shisha set kya.

    Pathan chillaya! "Tum hamara bivi ko dekhta hai, Tum peche betho, Rickshaw hum chalayega."


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile


  By: iRFAnSajiD   Send To Mobile
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