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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Khali Pait
    Sardar: Khan Sahab aapke kitne bache hain?
    Pathan: 13
    Sardar: 13 bache woh kese?
    Pathan: Susral walon se wada ker k aaya tha k biwi ko khali pait nahi rakhon ga.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Namaz kahan hogi
    1 Pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pocha, buzurg ne Pathan k 2 thappar laga diye.

    1 Aadmi ne Pathan se pocha: tumne kya bola jo unhon ne tumhain mara?

    Pathan: Maine sirf ye pocha tha ka 14 August ki Namaz kahan hogi.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • GEO TV
    Pathan was thinking hard.
    Wife: kya soch rahe ho?
    Pathan: Ye GEO walon ko kese pata chata hai?
    Wife: kya?
    Pathan: Yahi k aap dekh rahe hain GEO TV.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ki Namaz
    Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?
    Molvi: Nahi,
    Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!
    Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.
    Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Wrong Password
    Sardar Laughing behind Pathan at ATM Machine,
    Ha ha I have seen your password,
    Pathan: What is it?
    Sardar: It is 4 stars (* * * *)
    Pathan: Ha haa ha! You are wrong, it`s 2710.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Dost k Baghair
    Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha,
    Kisi ne kaha aisa kyon kar rahe ho?
    Pathan: Hamara bivi hamare dost k sath bhag gai hai.
    Or hum apna dost k baghair ji nahi sakta.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Animals Name
    Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?
    Sardar: Frog
    Pathan Theek hai, or batao,
    Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.
    Pathan: Shabash


  By: Ambreen   Send To Mobile
  • Long life khan
    Angraiz pathan se: Whats ur name?
    Pathan: "OMER DARAZ KHAN".
    Angraiz: Whats mean of ur name?
    Pathan soch k "Long life khan".


  By: Abbasi the Great   Send To Mobile
  • New Pathan Joke
    1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik dost darwazey pe aaya,
    Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
    Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
    Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya...


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • dil mea bsa hai pyar tera
    Dil mea bsa hai pyaar tera
    Aakhon mea basey hai tasweer tere
    Humain jab bhi aati hai yad tere
    Hum daikh tay hain tom and jerry


  By: umair   Send To Mobile
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