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Sardar: Pathan se: 2+2 kitne hote hain?s



1st Pathan: 2+2 kitne hote hain?

2nd: Tummhe pata nai mjhe Social Studies nhi aati.

1st: Per main ne to Islamiat ka sawal pocha hy.



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