Urdu Laughter's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Urdu Laughter
Location: Karachi Pakistan
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Member Since: 24 Sep 2007
About Urdu Laughter:
FUNNY SMS on Mates Corner, FUNNY SMS on Mates Corner, FUNNY SMS on Mates Corner
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Urdu Laughter
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Zardari pe Mazmoon
*Zardari pe Mazmoon*
Aap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To aapki umar sirf 16 saal thi. Ye aapka record hai.
Iske baad Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diya.
Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Begairti ka aghaz kia aur Mr.10% mashoor ho gaye.
Na jane kaisay kursi-e-Sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreeban 100% mashoor kr liya.
Apki Tareekh-e-Wafaat ka Sabko Intazaar hai.
Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
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Reply must ok!
Reply must ok!!
Select a symbol r ur life partner
% * # $ ? / =
Its very interesting…answer will be given after ur reply..
~~~~Ans~~~~
% Kanjus
* Best Couple
# Talkitive n humerous
$ Romantic
? Wise minded
/ Well mannered
= Fighter GOOD LUCK
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Aapka couple kesa hoga
Choose b/w 1,2,3,45,6,7
After that i will tell you k jab log aapk couple ko stage pe saath bethay dekhien gay to kya comments denge..
=========ANSWERS==============
1. Bass theek hai
2. Jin or bhootni ki jori hai
3. wah kya jori hai
4. Bakwaas couple
5. Make 4 each other
6. Jori ho to aisi
7. Bhen bhai lag rahay hain!
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Select 1 n find out
Select 1 n find out something abt ur life partner.
MANGO:
APPLE:
STRAWBERRY:
PEACH:
GRAPES:
PLUM:
ORANGE:
BANANA:
LEMON:
~~~~Ans~~~~
MANGO: handsome enough 2 make others jealous
APPLE: Caring,qualified, well settled
STRAWBERRY: Friend of professional clg.
GRAPES: So close 2 u n honest
PEACH: So loving, romantic, rich,
sporty.
ORANGE: Fat, non appealing
PLUM: Causing trouble while eating
LEMON: Cousin
BANANA: Careless n Idiot..
Hoo!
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U want ur partner
U want ur partner of which star. I’ll tell about ur partner
*AQUARIUS
*ARIES
*CANCER
*CAPRICORN
*GEMINI
*LEO
*LIBRA
*PISES
*SAGITARIUS
*SCORPIO
*VIRGO
*TAURUS
=====ANS=====
*AQUARIUS:Caring
*ARIES:Romantic
*CANCER:Smart
*CAPRICORN:Beautiful
*GEMINI:Dashing
*LEO:Fighter
*LIBRA:Sincere
*PISSES:Kanjos
*SAGITARIUS:Loving
*SCORPIO:Ugly
*VIRGO:Lovely
*TAURUS:Cute
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Select one day then
Select one day then i will tell u meanining of these days
Sun
Mon
Tus
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat??
its very intresting and very true..Must reply with ur ans..
========ANSWERS=============
HAHAHAHA
Mon: Peer
Tue: Mangal
Wed: Budh
Thu: Jumeraat
Fri: Juma
Sat: Hafta
Sun: Itwar
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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WARNING
WARNING: mobile phones causes radiation and it results in brain damage!
But you are safe.
It only effects people with brains!
How lucky you are, no brain no stress! :P
Category: English Funny SMS
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LAANAT Hai
Na Waqt Se,
Na Aarzo Se,
Na Udasiyon Se,
Sirf Aur Sirf,
Muhabbat Se,
Chahat Se,
Khuloos Se,
Pyar Se,
Barey Ehtiraam Se,
Porey Dil Se,
LAANAT Hai Tum Pe.
Category: Urdu Text Insults
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