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1. Tight sa HUG  By: Rooman Qamar
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4. Mujhey 1 problem hay  By: Jasper
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10. Women's Day  By: Jasper
    Women's day per aik larki ne Pathan se kaha: "Aapko pata hai aaj Women's Day hai?" Pathan ne ghabra...


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