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1. Plastic Surgery karwana  By: Jasper
   Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega? Doctor: 5 laakh.. Pathan...


2. Pani ki Bottle  By: wahabi
   Tumhe us aurat se mar kyu parri? Pathan: Us ke seat k niche meri pani ke bottle parri thi. Mei ne b...


3. Sab se Sasti Call  By: wahabi
   Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi: Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge...


4. Kaan wala Mobile  By: wahabi
   Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola: Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye . Dukandar ...


5. Afsoos ki baat  By: wahabi
   Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey...


6. Pathan ka shair  By: Dapper
   Pathan ka shair: Na Botal main,Na jaar main. Na hotel main na Bar main. Na bike peh, Na car main... ...


7. Pathan ki 10 Betiyan  By: Dhump
   Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin: Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua... Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga??...


8. She is Kidding  By: Rehan
   Teacher: Translate into Urdu. "She is Kidding" Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai....


9. Jitna Marzi Parh lo  By: Fuzail
   Teacher: Bary ho kar kya bano gay? Pathan: Mera Baap kehta hai k Jitna Marzi Parh Lo, Woh nahi ban ...


10. Khir-Keyan  By: wahabi
    Phatan Hardware ki Shop se khirkiyan laya aur computer per fix krne laga Kyu..? Kyu k kisi ne Pha...


11. Pani Boil kr k pyo  By: wahabi
    Phatan ne Doctor ko bohat mara: Logo ne pocha kyou? Phatan: Etni garmi main kehta hy Paani Boil K...


12. $ Dollar $  By: wahabi
    Reporter: Friends of Pakistan ne Sawat/Malakand main mutasaren k liye Karoron dollar dye hain. Pha...


13. Hakumat ne Sawat  By: wahabi
    Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab k...


14. Pathan ka Najaiz Ghar  By: Dapper
    Pathan ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya: Kisi ne Mashwara diya k Ghar k Bahar Chalking kardo ta kay Police sam...


15. Al-Bairooni ka Baap  By: Master Mind
    Teacher: "Al-Bairooni" k Baap ka Naam batao. Pathan bohat soch kar bola: "Al-Androoni"...