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1. Pareshan Pathan  By: wahabi
   Pathan: Yara Hum bohat Pareshan hai. Major Rohail: Kyu Khan Saab? Pathan: Yara Subah se koi humain,...


2. Sonay ki Cheez do  By: Dapper
   Anniversary ki moqay per Pathan apni Biwi k liye Gulab ka phool le kar aaya... Biwi: Mujhe ye nahi...


3. Pathan in Air Force  By: Irfan
   Ek Pathan ko Air Force se Nikaal diya gaya: Reason: Woh Zid kar raha tha ka Maine 14th August pe S...


4. Pathan ki Biwi Chali Gai  By: Funtoosh
   Pathan: Hamara B.V Humko chhor kar chala gaya... Friend: Tum us per Zulm karta hoga... Pathan: O N...


5. Pathan ne Kafan Khareeda  By: Jasper
   1 Pathan MURDAY ka kafan lene gaya: Shop waly ne usay kapra dikha diya. Pathan ne kuch pucha, jisa...


6. Pathan ki Shairi  By: Jasper
   Pathan ki Shairi.... Jeena Hamaara Dushwaar Hogaya Hai! Wah Wah Jeena Hamaara Dushwaar Hogaya H...


7. Mobile Dafna Raha Tha  By: Dapper
   Ek Pathan apna Mobile Qabristan men dafna rha tha. . Man: Ye kya kar rahe ho? . . . . Pathan: Yaara ...


8. Aao Race Lagaty Hain  By: Dapper
   Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega. Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Ma...


9. Pathan's New Business  By: wahabi
   Pathan started a new Business: "Ghar beith kar Bazar-eiya khato kitabat SWIMMING seekhiye. E-mail ...


10. Pathan in Language Centre  By: Dapper
    Pathan ne Language Centre me Admision lia: Or agley din us se kaha gaya k koi Acha sa English sente...


11. Batti Tey Batti  By: Funtoosh
    Sardar to Pathan: Batti te Batti kintay honday? Pathan: Very simple Do Battian....


12. Jannat se Jahannum  By: Dapper
    A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon. ...


13. Kala Bulb Dena  By: Funtoosh
    Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena. Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge? Pathan: Dopaher ...


14. KFC 24 hours  By: wahabi
    Pathan: Yaar KFC kab CLOSE hoat hai? Major Rohail: KFC is open 24 hours. Pathan: Purana time ya Ne...


15. Parha Likha Pathan  By: Master Mind
    Pathan ne class main 1st position li: Teacher ne pucha: Parh likha kar kya banna chahtay ho? ...