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Vibrating Pathan



Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha:


Doctor: Aaya or Pucha kia huwa hai?


Uske bete ne kaha: Bemaari ka to pata nahi!
Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain.



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