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Pathan Sirf Loan Pehanta Hai



Pathan: Yaar mere paas paisay nhn hain aur mujhe kapray lene hai,
Kya karun?


Dost: Tu bank se Loan kyn nhn le leta!


Pathan: Yaar le to lun magar hum ko sirf cotton pehan ne ki aadat hai. :-)



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