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Carry Lougar Bill



Major Rohail: Khan sab Carry Lougar Bill Aa gya hai.


Phatan: Lo G pehle Bijli, Gas, Paani ka Bill.

Aur ab ye Carry Lougar Bill
Bolo kon se bank me jama krvana hai
Aur DUE date kya hai?



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