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Pathan Can't Swim Sala



3 Pathan ko Phansi Hone Lagi:

Pehle ko Phansi Lagai to Rassa Dheela Hone ki Wajah se wo Niche Paani Mai ja Gira,

Dosre ko Phaansi Di to Wo Bhi Paani Mai Ja Gira,

Jab Teesre ki Baari Aayi to Wo Jaldi Se Bola: "Bhai Ye Rassa Thek Karlo Mujhe Tairna Nahin Aata" :-)



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