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Bohat Sardi Hoti Hai



Sardar: Pata Hai Hamary Gaoon me Itni Sardi Parti Hai,
K Bhensain Jama hua dodh deti Hain.

Pathan: Hamary Gaaon Mai Is se B Ziada Sardi Parti Hai.

Ek dafa Mai Raat Ko So Raha Tha k Meri Aankh Khuli.
Maine Apni Charpai k Nechy Dekha.
Wahan Ek Ajeeb C Cheez Thi.
Maine Usay Aag Pe Garam Kya to Awaz Aai.

POOOON... :-)



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