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Pathan Bohat Khush Tha



1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua:

Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main Help Karne Laga.

Pathan Fakhar Se: Aaj Maine India K 2 Jahaz,
1 Aabdoz ko Mara Hai.

Airman: Lekin Sir G Aapne 1 Ghalti Kardi

Pathan: Wo kia?

Airman: Bus Aap Ghalti Se India Land Kar Gaye Hain. :-)



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