Buy PUBG Mobile UC in Pakistan
SMS Categories
Our Community
Facebook Group Facebook Page
Follow Us on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter

Pizza is a Fast Food



Interviewer to Pathan:
If a Parhata and Pizza is Dropped from a 50 feet building,
Which will Reach the Ground First?

Pathan: Pizza


Interviewer: Why?

.
.
.

Pathan: Because it's a Fast Food. :-)



Send To Mobile  

<<< Read Previous | Read Next >>>



Submit Your Comments:



Related SMS to "Pizza is a Fast Food"

  1. Gul Khan Applied For Job  By: Funtoosh
    Gul Khan ne Job k Liye Apply Kia. Jawab Aaya to Khushi mein 1 Grand Garty Ker Daali. Dost ne Fermais...

  2. JIN ka Bacha Kaisa Hota Hai  By: Dapper
    Masjid Main Elaan Ho Raha Tha. Ek Bacha Mila Hai JIN KA HAI, Aa Kar Le Jaen. To Ek Pathan Aaya Aur...

  3. Pathan Ne Ek Paad Mara  By: Dapper
    Ek Pathan Ne Ek Paad Mara, Phir Doosra, Phir 3,4,5,6. Kisi Ne Kaha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya? Pathan: Aa...

  4. Pehly to Mai Karta Hon Na  By: Dapper
    Pathan: Mai Office Janay se Pehly Apni Biwi ko Pappi Karta Hon. Dost: Main Tere jany k Baad Teri Bi...

  5. Can't Attend Lecture on Sun  By: Taha
    Teacher: Tomorrow There will be a Lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Pathan: No! I will Not ...

  6. Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai  By: Taha
    Pathan Ghusse Mai: Shahrukh Khan ne Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai Mila Diya. Dost: Woh Kaise? Pathan:...

  7. Pathan Ki Qaza Namaz  By: Dapper
    Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaz Adaa Karny ki Socha Namaz se Pehly Pathan Ne Onchi Awaz Mai Niyat Ki 2 R...

  8. Aatank Msg Of The Day  By: Dapper
    Aatank Msg Of The Day. American, Pathan Ko Kaise Kahey Ga k "OPEN THE DOOR" . . . Ans: Isko Ful...

  9. Pathan Ki Paaltu Billi  By: Dapper
    1 Pathan k Ghar Mai Billi Rehti thi, Woh Billi se Tang Aa kar Usay kahi Chhor Aaya. Ghar Aaya to Bil...

  10. I am Not a Terrorist  By: SAYYAM
    Ab To Pathan Bhi Fakhar Se Kehne Lage FARAZ..! . . . . Khocha My Name Is Khan and I am Not a Terro...

  11. Paise Urrane Ki Aadat  By: Taha
    Pathan at Shop: Bhai 1 Rupay ka Easyload Kardo. Shopkeeper: Itna Load Karwa k Call Karni Hai ya SMS...

  12. Human Being are Soluble  By: Rooman Qamar
    Ek Pathan Apne Ek Dost Ko Pani Mai Phenka, To Wo Wapis Upar Nahi Aya Dosre Ko Phenka, Wo Bhi Nahi A...

  13. Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai  By: Dapper
    Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya, Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath M...

  14. Husband Ko Maro Goli  By: SAYYAM
    Girl: Mujhe Ek Aisa Husband Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare. Hansi Mazaaq Kare Or Raton Ko Muje Song...

  15. Pathan Got 1st Position  By: SAYYAM
    Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li: Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai? Pathan: . . ...