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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dik
    Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

    Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

    Kyon?
    ...
    Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do."


  By: Mr Khan   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Chor,Police se chupta hua 1 tooti Qabr
    1 Chor,Police se chupta hua 1 tooti Qabr me lait gya.

    Qareeb se kuch Pathan guzray to unho ne socha ke shayed log Mayat par Matti dalna bhool gaye. Fatta fatt Matti dalna shuru kar di.

    Chor bola: "Bachao Bachao"

    Pathan: "Oh Khocha Jaldi Jaldi Matti daalo is par to Azaab shuru ho gaya.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ko rastey mai ek
    Pathan ko rastey mai ek chiragh mila,
    utha k saaf kia to 1 jin nikla aur jin ne usse 3 khuahishain puchin

    Pathan: Humko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho

    1 dam 1 naswar ka packet agaya!
    Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni hio wapis aagai!

    Jin: baki 2 khuashain?

    Pathan: esa 2 packet aur do :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Maine suna hai k is ghar mai
    Boy: Maine suna hai k is ghar mai bhoot rehte hain.

    Pathan: Pata nahin mjhe to khud mare hue 8 saal hogaye :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Wo jo table pe admi betha hai
    Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
    Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
    Khan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
    Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
    Khan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
    Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
    khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
    Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
    Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
    To Upar Bandar Ne Pocha:

    Upar Q Aye?

    Pathan: Amrood Khane.

    Bandar: Abe Yeh To Aam Ka Darakht Hai.

    Pathan:

    .
    .

    Hum Amrood Sath Laya Hai.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Kutta mar geya Razai main
    Pathan proposed a Girl:

    Kutta mar geya Razai main,
    Main Pagal hoon teri judai main.

    Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
    Pathan terey bin reh nahi sakta.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Woh Ladki Kitni Sundar Hai!
    1st Pathan: Woh Ladki Kitni Sundar Hai!

    2nd Pathan: Mujhe Uska Naam Pata Hai.
    .
    .
    .
    1st Pathan: Kya Naam Hai Uska?

    2nd Pathan: Woh Bank Mein Kaam Karti Hai, Uske Counter Ke Upar Uska Naam Likha Tha “CHAALOO KHAATA”.;-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Baar Jungle Mein Susu Karne Gaya
    Pathan: Main Ek Baar Jungle Mein Susu Karne Gaya Toh Waha Per Sher Tha.
    .
    .

    Sardar: Phir Kya Hua?

    Pathan: Maine Sher Se Kaha, Pehle Tum Karlo, Mera Toh Ho Gaya Hai. =P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan BLOOD Ke Bare Mein
    Pathan BLOOD Ke Bare Mein Book Parh Raha Tha

    Wife: Aaj Yeh Book Kyu Parh Rahe Ho Ji?



    Pathan: Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ke Kal Mera BLOOD Test Hai Is Liye Test Ki Tayari Kar Raha Hoon.


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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