Shaadi 20th Anniversary
Shaadi 20th Anniversary Pe Husband Gehri Soch me Tha:
Wife: Kya Soch rahe ho?
Husband: Kya Tumhain Yaad hai k Jab Tmhare Dad Ne Humai Date Pe pakra tha?
Wife: Yes
Husband: Aur Mjhe Gun Point pe Kaha Tha k Meri Beti se Shaadi Karo ya 20yrs k lye Jail jao.
Wife: Smiled!. Yes
Husband: AAAHHH! ... Aaj k din azaad hojata! :-)
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