Arrange v/s Love Marriage
Arrange Marriage:
5,00,000 Shadi Par.
1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667
1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778
Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963
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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
Love Marriage:
Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.
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