Aap Shadi Krna Chahte Hain?
Kia Aap Shadi Karna Chahte Hain?
Pehle Zara Ye Parh Lain!
1. Police Man:
Sub Mujhse Darte hain Aur Main Apni BV Se.
2. Mochi:
Main jutey ki Murammat karta Hon Aur BV Meri.
3. Teacher:
Main Class Main Musalsal Bolta Hon aur Ghar Main Sirf BV ki Sunta hon.
4. Officer:
Main office Main Afsar Hon Ghar main to Adna sa Mulazim hon.
5. Judge:
Main Court main Insaf karta Hon or Ghar main BV se Insaf ki Bheek Mangta hon.
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