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Roti Nahi Paka Saktin



Husband: Tum Aesi Roti Nahi Paka Saktin,
Jesi meri Ammi Pakati Thin.



Wife: Paka Sakti Hon.
Agar Tum Bhi Aisa Aata Goondho,
Jesa Tumhare Abbu Goondha Karty Thy. :-)



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