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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Maa ka Pyar
    Ek larka ghar dair se lauta.
    Maa: Kahan thy?

    Beta: Film dekhne gaya tha "Maa Ka Pyar"

    Maa: Ab ooper ja k ek aur Film dekh "Baap ki Maar"


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • ZEHAR EasyLoad kerwata ho
    A man saw a snake on his Mother-in-law's Bed.
    Man to Snake: Meri saas ko dus lo.
    Snake: Aby kya dus lon? Main isi se to apna ZEHAR EasyLoad kerwata ho.


  By: Usama   Send To Mobile
  • What is B.B.A?
    Papa: Beti Inter k baad kya karogi?
    Beti: B.B.A karongi.
    Papa: What is B.B.A?
    Beti: Boyfriend ki Bike pe Aish.


  By: Farhan Rajput   Send To Mobile
  • Main aapse pyar nahi kerti
    Thappar maar k naraz wife se husband bola:
    Aadmi usay maarta hai, jisay pyaar karta hai.

    Wife husband ko 2 Thappar maar k boli: Aap kya samajhte hain, k main aapse pyar nahi kerti.


  By: Farhan Rajput   Send To Mobile
  • Brothers Day SMS
    Specially for You!
    Muhabbat kisi k ikhtiyar main nahi, aur phelti ja rahi hai, taqseem hoti ja rahi hai,
    Ye aur baat hai k ab bhi tumhara Hissa bohat ziyada hai, dosron se bohat ziyada,
    Aye Khuda mere Bhai ko saray jahan ki khushiyan ata farma,
    Mera Veer jo mere aanchal ka Maan ban k raha.
    Happy Brothers Day.


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • Bachpan Ka Zamana
    Yaad ayta hai muj ko tera bachpan ka zamana..
    Palti patli tangoon per latka huwa pajama..
    Wo behti naak ko Haath se ponch ker gaal per lagana..
    Gali main beth ker sare mujhalay ko show dikhana..
    Kamar se Makhiyan urate huwe awaz lagana..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    Amii ker li hai saa'af ker dain.


  By: Rumesa   Send To Mobile
  • Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
    Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
    har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
    maut to sachai hai aani hai,
    lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
    Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
    toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
    na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
    aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!


  By: im don   Send To Mobile
  • Wo FSc main parti thi
    Wo FSc main parti thi
    Main BSc main parta tha
    Wo BSc main parti thi
    Main BSc main parta tha
    Wo MSc main parti thi
    Main BSc main parta tha
    Wo apnay mehyan say larti thi
    Main BSc main parta tha
    www.you4best.com


  By: im don   Send To Mobile
  • I believe
    I believe
    U were
    born
    in this world
    ,* as a
    (',' ) cute
    (,s,) little
    (")(") baby

    now that U r
    grown up

    )(/(/(
    ( o..o )Hai Rabba!
    ( - ) ae ki hoya?


  By: im don   Send To Mobile
  • Such aur Veham
    Teacher: Sach aur Veham main kya faraq hai?
    Student: Aap jo humain parha rahi hain, wo sach hai,
    hum parh rahe hain, ye aapka veham hai.


  By: Asad Siddiqui   Send To Mobile
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