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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • JOKE OF THE DAY
    JOKE OF THE DAY

    Mother : Tipu Sultan kon hai?

    Son : Pata nahi

    Mother : Parhaai pe dehan do to pata bhi ho..

    Son : Sara Aunty kon hai?

    Mother : Pata nahi?

    Son : Papa pe Dehan do to....


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ye shair nhn hai
    Son: Papa mjhe koi shair sunain.

    Papa:
    Rasme ulfat he ijazat nhn deti warna,

    Bholen ge tmhen yun k sada yad karo ge!

    Son: Ye shair nhn hai.

    Papa: Kyn?

    Son: is main FARAZ to aaya hi nahin....:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile


  By: Saima   Send To Mobile
  • Bivi Ghussey me Shohar se
    Bivi Ghussey me Shohar se Boli :

    Men Tumhari Zindagi ki kitaab hun..
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    Shohar Bola :
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    Isi baat ka to Afsos hai,

    Calender hoti to her saal Badalta Rehta...:-))


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Why do u want divorce
    Judge : Why do u want divorce?

    Husband : Main apni Biwi se khush nai hon

    Judge to wife : Is it correct?

    Wife : Sara mohalla khush hai,bas isi kanjar ko taklif hai.


  By: sobia khan   Send To Mobile
  • B.V se Doctor
    B.V se Doctor :

    Aap k shoher theek ho sakty hen,

    Aap unka khayal rakhen,

    Tension na den, Laraai na keren,

    Taaza khana paka ker den,or in ki farmabardari karen,

    Shopping k liye zid na keren,Un ki khidmat keren.

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    Hospital se nikal ker husband ne poocha :

    Doctor ne kia kaha..

    Bivi Boli :
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    Laa Elaaj ho tum Samjhey...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Mera dil chahta hai k kisi street ka naam
    Bivi : Sunyee....

    Mera dil chahta hai k kisi street ka naam mery

    naam pe bhi ho?

    Shohar : Begum! Pehly hi do Area tumhary naam

    py to hain.

    Bivi : Acha....Kon se?

    Shohar : Nagan Chorangi or Bhains Colony....:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Husband hasty hasty zameen pe gir gaya
    Wife :

    Sappose! me tumhari her baat samjhun

    or manu to....

    Husband hasty hasty zameen pe gir gaya or bola :

    Mujh se to khushi k maary Suppose bhi nhi

    ho raha....:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Tery ghar bhej dun
    Pregnant Orat ko dekh ker 1 Larki boli:

    " Lagta hai Makan ban gaya hai,
    or
    Kiraya'dar B Aa gaya hai"

    Pregnant Orat jal k boli:

    "Mazdoor Farigh hai Tery ghar bhej dun..?"..:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Kamyabi sirf G-G me hai
    3G ho ya 4G

    Kamyabi sirf G-G me hai....

    Jaisy k

    G sir,

    G sahab,

    G sarkar,

    G abbu,

    G ammi,

    or
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    G Begum...:-D


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
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