Ishtehar
Wife : Agar me Gum ho jaun to Tum kiya kero gy??
Husband : Akhbar me ishtehar dun ga.
Wife Khush ho ker : Kiya Likho gy Ishtehar Me..??
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Husband : Jisay Mily Thora Aur door Chorr Aaye..;-p
Hahahaha...:-)
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