Dinner
Husband : Begum! Aaj Mera Dost Dinner per araha hai.
Bivi : "Aap ko pata hai k Aaj Nokrani Chutti per hai,
Abhi Bartan bhi dhony k liye pary hen,
Safaai bhi kerna hai,
Mailay kapron ka dhair bathroom me para hai,
Aur Munna bhi beemar hai.."
Husband : Janta hun, Sab janta hun.
Bivi Herani se : Phir bhi aap ny Apny Dost ko Dinner ki Dawat de di??
Husband : Wo Bewaqoof Shadi kerna chahta hai,
Me ny usay is liye Dinner per bulaya hai k
Achi tarha dekh le k
Shadi k Baad Ghar ki kiya halat hoti hai...;-)
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