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Kali Zuban



Bacha : Allah kery Baji ki Zuban cut jaye,
Roz roz Dant'ti hen.

Next day Zuban cut gai.

Bacha : Allah kery Baji ka Hath toot jaye,
Bohat Marti hen.

Next Day Hath Toot jata hai.

Bacha : Allah Mere Baap ko Utha le,
Bohat Marty hen.

Next Day Abba Ghar aaty hen.

Bacha : Aap ko kuch nahi hua??

Abba : Nahi Q??

Bacha : Mama kahan hen?

Abba : Paros me Basheer Uncle ki Death ho gai hai,
Wahan gai hen...;-0 ;-p



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