Kali Zuban
Bacha : Allah kery Baji ki Zuban cut jaye,
Roz roz Dant'ti hen.
Next day Zuban cut gai.
Bacha : Allah kery Baji ka Hath toot jaye,
Bohat Marti hen.
Next Day Hath Toot jata hai.
Bacha : Allah Mere Baap ko Utha le,
Bohat Marty hen.
Next Day Abba Ghar aaty hen.
Bacha : Aap ko kuch nahi hua??
Abba : Nahi Q??
Bacha : Mama kahan hen?
Abba : Paros me Basheer Uncle ki Death ho gai hai,
Wahan gai hen...;-0 ;-p
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