Me Mobile Tu Mera SIM Card
Bivi: Aap Mujhy Kitna Piyar kerty hen?
Shoher: Tum Andaza Nahi Ker Sakti k Me Tum se Kitna Piyar kerta Hun.
Bivi: Koi Misaal Den.
Shoher: Acha Farz Kero k Me Ye Mobile Phone Hun Aur Tum Iska SIM Card Ho,
Yani Me Tumhary Baghair Kuch bhi nahi.
Bivi Khushi se: Wah Kiya Romantic Misaal Di Hai.
Shoher (Dil Me): Allah Tera Shuker Hai,
Is Pagal Ko Ye Nahi Pata k
Ye 2 SIM Wala Chines Mobile Hai..;-p:)
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