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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:



  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Man: Among My 4 Sons 3 Are MBA
    Man: Among My 4 Sons 3 Are MBA.

    Friend: 4th?

    Man: He Didn’t Study & Became A Thief.

    Friend: Why Don’t You Throw Him Out?

    Man: “He’s The Only 1 Who Earns. ;-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Love Is The Seventh Sense
    Love Is The Seventh Sense,

    . . . Which Destroys
    All The Six Senses...

    And

    . . .You Become
    Non Sense! ;-)


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  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • It’s A Humble Request. 80% Of Teacher
    It’s A Humble Request.

    80% Of Teachers Suffer From Headache By Teaching Loud.

    So Please….

    Bunk The Classes As Much As Possible And Save Our Teachers. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • This Is V Sweet.. Him: Who Do U Like?
    This Is V Sweet..

    Him: Who Do U Like??
    Her: No One!!
    Him: OH. Who Do U Like??
    ...Her: No One!!
    Him: Who Do U Like?

    Her: How Many Times Are U Gonna Ask That?
    Him: As Many As It Takes You To Say My Name. :)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • PERFECT EXAMPLE OF CONFIDENCE: A Juni
    PERFECT EXAMPLE OF CONFIDENCE:

    A Junior In An Office Dialed His Boss's Number By Mistake & Said:

    Hey, Send A Coffee In My Cabin In Two Minutes!
    ...............
    Boss Shouted: Do You Know Whom You're Talking To?!!!!!!

    Junior: No!

    Boss: I'm The Boss Of This Office.

    Junior(In The Same Tone):& Do U Know Whom You're Talking To?

    Boss: No!

    Junior: THANK GOD.(And Disconnected Da Phone).


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • A Three Year Old Kid Was Trying To Write
    A Three Year Old Kid Was Trying To Write...

    Dad: Son, What Are U Doing..???

    Son: Writing To My GF.
    ............
    Dad: Do U Know How To Write..???

    Son: No.. So What?? My GF Doesn't Know To Read. Its LOVE Dad, U Wont Understand.. :)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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