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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Life IS Much Like Facebook
    Life IS Much Like Facebook...
    People Will Like Your Problems 'n Comment
    But No one Gonna Solve Them...
    Because
    Everybody Seems So Busy In Updating Their Own.. !


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • If Ur Heart Burns While U R In Love
    Shakespeare Said:

    "If Ur Heart Burns While U R In Love,
    Use Toothpste On Burnt Portion To Avoid Serious Injury"

    Us Din Shakespeare Zubeda Aapa Se Mil K Aye The:)=P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Roses r lal skies r nila, ur brain is
    Roses r lal
    skies r nila,
    ur brain is like khali patila.
    Bura man liya?

    O.K,

    Roses r red
    skies r blue,
    I born smart
    what d hell hapened to u.

    Thora sa or bura manlo :,


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • PYASA CROW: Once Din Kawwa Was Pyasa
    PYASA CROW:

    Once Din Kawwa Was Pyasa

    He Finding Pani Butt Pani Was KidrO Na Labba

    He Guzra Fram Jungel

    He Vekhiya One Gharra But Paani Was ThOra.

    He Pick Some Wattey & Suttey IntO The Gharra..

    Pani Was Come Uttey.

    He Drank Dhidh Bhar K..

    Moral:

    ThOri Si Mehnat Se English Boli Ja Sakti Hai..:-D


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • A Fact: When U Read A Good Msg, U
    A Fact:

    When U Read A Good Msg,

    U Never Think Of The PersOn WhO Sends it

    But

    U Think Of The PersOn WhOm U Want To Send It..:-)

    Moral:

    Paise Koi Laawey,

    Te Yaad Koi Aawey..:-D


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • A Great Japanese proverb: , If one
    A Great Japanese proverb:

    ,

    If one can do it, u too can do it, If none can do it, u must do it.

    ,

    its chinese version:

    if one can do it, u can do it better. If none can do it stil u can do it the best

    ,

    and

    PAKISTANI version:

    ,

    If one can do it, let him do it.!

    If none can do it, how can u do it??


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • IF u r sitting among a group of people
    IF u r sitting among a group of people

    &

    There heads r down

    &

    Your is up that’s not the proof

    That u r a seLf confident person

    You just don’t have a mobile.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Reality Of OUR COUNTRY Most Of The 1
    Reality Of
    OUR COUNTRY

    Most Of The 1st Class
    Passed Students Get
    ...Technical Seats;
    Some Become Doctors
    & Some Become
    Engineers.

    The 2nd Class Passed
    Students Pass MBA &
    Become Administrator
    & Control The 1st Class.

    The 3rd Class Passed
    Students Enter In To
    Politics & Become
    Minister & Control Both.

    Last But Not Least

    The Failure Joins

    "UNDERWORLD"

    &

    Control All The Above =P =D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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