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I've Failed In 5 Subjects



Dad: What's Ur Result?
Son: I've Failed In 5 Subjects.
Dad: From Now Onwards Don't Call Me "DAD".
Son: Oh Come On Dad Its My School Test Not A DNA Test.



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