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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Lost your pen=no pen No pen=no notes
    Lost your pen=no pen
    No pen=no notes
    No notes=no study
    No study=Fail
    Fail=no diploma
    No diploma=no work
    no work=no money
    no money=no food
    no food=you get skinny
    you get skinny=then you get ugly
    Ugly=no love
    no love=no marriage
    no marriage=no children
    no children= alone
    alone = depression
    depression = sickness
    sickness = death

    Lesson for the day~
    Don't lose your pen or you will die......:-P :-D


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • If Mathematicians Became Film Producers
    If Mathematicians Became Film Producers,
    Then,
    The Title Would Be Something Like This...
    .
    Kabhi Limit Kabhi Continuity
    .
    Mai Log Ki Deewani Hoon
    .
    Calculus Wale Vector Le Jayenge
    .
    Hum Solution Nikal Chuke Sanam
    .
    Humara Differential Aapke Paas Hai
    .
    Kyun? Summition Ho Gaya Na
    .
    Maine Maths Kyun Liya
    .
    3 Variables
    .
    My Name Is Integration And I Am Not A Derivative... ;->


  By: Smart Aleck   Send To Mobile
  • Imagine U & Me Join NASA!
    Imagine U & Me Join NASA!
    Just Try To Imagine. . . .

    After 1 Month The Americans Will Have To Change Its Name From NASA To..



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    SATYANASA!


  By: Smart Aleck   Send To Mobile
  • Thailand: Amazing Thailand India: Incr
    Thailand: Amazing Thailand
    India: Incredible India
    Malaysia: Truly Asia
    What's Pakistan's Tourism tag line ?


    Guess





    ''Have a Blast till you Last''. ;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Every tear is a sign of- Onions.. Ever
    Every tear is a sign of-
    Onions..
    Every silence is a sign of-
    Zero Balance..
    Every smile is a sign of-
    Daily brushing..
    Life is simple,
    Dnt make it complex.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • W E D D I N G Is d Only Day When A
    W E D D I N G
    Is d Only Day
    When
    A Boy Stands On Sage
    n
    ...Watches Other Girls
    Dressed Beautifully
    n
    Think
    "Yeh Maal Engagement
    Se Pehly Q Nhi Dikha" =P ;)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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