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I’m So Proud Of …. M Y S E L F …. I
I’m So Proud Of
…. M Y S E L F ….

I Finished A
Jigsaw Puzzle
In 6 Months

And

The Box Said
2 – 4 Years … =P =D

By: AsiM Send To Mobile

A Boy Was Going With His G.F. Frnd As
A Boy Was Going With His G.F.

Frnd Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin....
...
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....! :D

By: AsiM Send To Mobile

Give Me Some Sunshine Give Me Some Rai
Give Me Some Sunshine
Give Me Some Rain...

Give Me Some Sunshine
Give Me Some Rain...!!

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Give Me Some Other Girl's Number
'M Single Once Again!;-(

By: AsiM Send To Mobile

What is True Love? True Love Is When;
What is True Love?

True Love Is When;

Katrina Kaif Proposed a Boy:
..." I Love You"

&

Boy Replied:
"Sorry I Already Have A Girlfriend,
& I LOVE Her A Lot.." =P

By: AsiM Send To Mobile

What is special in LOVE??? . . . Not
What is special in LOVE???
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Nothing Special..!
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Just;
Two Vowels,
Two Consonants,
& Two Fools ... =D

By: AsiM Send To Mobile

An English Professor Wrote; the followi
An English Professor Wrote;
the following Words on the Board :-
"A Woman without Her Man is Nothing"
& Asked His Students;
to Punctuate it Correctly,
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All the Males in the Class Wrote:
"A Woman, without Her Man, is Nothing."
&
All the Females in the Class Wrote:
"A Woman: without Her, Man is Nothing." =P

By: AsiM Send To Mobile

Imagine U & Me Join NASA! Just Try To
Imagine U & Me Join NASA!
Just Try To Imagine. . . .

After 1 Month The Americans Will Have To Change Its Name From NASA To..

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SATYANASA!

By: musarat Send To Mobile

I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr si
I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song.
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Güéss which song?
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guess!
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O Zrä zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Mé!:-D

By: Adnan Send To Mobile

Piece of PHILOSOPHY
“Piece of PHILOSOPHY”::

- Small Things Hurt a Lot ….

Example:: – You can sit on a Mountain but NOT on a Pin

Hahahaha… :-

By: musarat Send To Mobile

Teacher: papu i wil giv u a tight slap
Teacher: papu i wil giv u a tight slap
if u continue ur non serious behavior in the class!

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Papu:
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thappar se dar nai lgta madam pyar se lgta hy ;->

By: musarat Send To Mobile

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