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Latest English Funny SMS:
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Funny Riddles:
-What Is More Useful A
Funny Riddles:
-What Is More Useful After It Is Broken?
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...An Egg :-D
-Which Is The Most Shocking City?
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Electri-City ;-)
-Name Two Things You Can Never Eat Before Breakfast?
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Dinner & Lunch :-)
-How Many Men Were Born In Europe?
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None, Only Babies Were Born :-D
-If Your Clock Strikes 13, What Times It Is?
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Time To Buy A New Clock..:D
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AsiM
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What Did The Lonely Banana Say?
I'm"A-K
What Did The Lonely Banana Say?
I'm"A-Kela" :P
What Did The Potato Say Wen It Answered The Phone?
"Aaloo?" :D
Wat Did The Confused Egg Say?
I Dont "Unda-Stand" :P
Wat Language Do Carrots Speak?
"Gajar-Ati" :D
Wat Did The First Pizza Slice Say To The Other Pizza Slice So It Would Move?
"Pizza-HUT" ;->
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AsiM
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Someone Asked Shakespeare
Someone Asked Shakespeare
"U Married A Woman Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar And Said "In This A Week Has 7 Days..
Can U Say Wich Day Is Younger, Either Sunday Or Saturday..?"
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age.
Love Has No Age.
MORAL: Senior/Junior
Sab Ko Pataya Ja Sakta Hai :-P
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AsiM
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DUKH Of A Professor
DUKH Of A Professor
I Don Mind When Studnts Luk At Their Watch During Lectures.
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But I Get Angry When They Remove Their Watch & Shake It To C If Its Working..:-P
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AsiM
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