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Best Collection of New English Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • A Man In USA Saw A Dog Attackd A Lady…!
    A Man In USA Saw A Dog Attackd A Lady…!
    He Kicks The Dog It Dies…

    Newspaper Report:
    “LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG”

    Man Says:
    I Am Not American.!

    Report Changed
    “Foreign Hero Saves Lady From Dog”

    Man Says:
    Actually Im Pakisatani..!
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    Breaking News:-
    “Muslim Terrorist Killed Innocent Dog.”:)=D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • BANKERS JOKE: A Man Was Sleeping In H
    BANKERS JOKE:

    A Man Was Sleeping In His House.
    Suddenly Death Angel Appeared & Said
    “Go Out & Enjoy,
    Nothing Will Happen To You For The Nxt 10 yrz”

    He Did So & Met With An Accident & Died

    In Heaven,

    He Asked Angel:
    Why You Lied To Me?

    Angel Replied:
    Sorry Son,Month End..
    Had 2 Achieve Targets”;=P:)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • A Man Walking Down A Street Heard A Voic
    A Man Walking Down A Street Heard A Voice
    If U Take 1 More Step
    A Brick Will Fall Down & Kill U
    He Stopped & A Brick Fell Before Him
    He Went On While Crossing Road
    He Heard Again Stop Just A Car Missed Him

    Man Asked:
    WHO R U

    I M Ur Guardian Angel

    Man Said:
    Where Were U When I Was Getting Married:)=P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


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  • Depressed Boy Asked An Old Man: Can The
    Depressed Boy Asked An Old Man:
    Can There Be Anything Worse
    Than Losing A Girlfriend?
    Old Man Replied:
    Yes,
    Losing Your Confidence Of Finding Another One. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • A L W A Y S R E M E M B E R !! Be Ni
    A L W A Y S
    R E M E M B E R !!

    Be Nice To People Until You Have Made Your
    “First Million Bucks”
    After That,
    People Will Be Nice To You… =P ;)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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