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Latest English Funny SMS:
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Aaloo
Aaloo ny Bhindi k number per
"Love U" ka message bheja.
Bhindi ny usay call ker k bura bhala kaha
aur boli : Shut up! tum itny Moty aur
me Slim and Smart.
Aaloo ko bohat dukh hua aur us ny phir
itni sabziyan phansaain k aaj aap khud
dekh sakty hen.
Aaloo-gobhi
Aaloo-bengan
Aaloo-palak
Aaloo-matar
Aaloo-gajar
Aaloo-methi
Aaloo-saag
Jab k Bhindi us din se aaj tak
Akeli hai..:-(
Piyar piyar hota hai.
Is liye kehtay hen, piyar ki qadar karo
chaahay Lover Aaloo jesa ho ya
Bhaaloo jesa...;-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Mareez to Doctor
Ek Engineer ko job na mili to us ny
clinic khola or bahar likha k 300 me Elaaj keraen.
Elaaj na hua to 1000 wapas.
1 Admi ny socha k 1000 kamanay ka acha
moqa hai. Wo clinic aya or kaha :
Mujhy kisi bhi cheez ka zaiqa nahi ata.
Doctor : Box 22 se dawa nikalo or isko
3 drop pilao.
Nurse ny pila diye.
Mareez : Ye kia! Ye to Petrol hai.
Doctor : Mubarak ho! Aap ko zaiqa mehsoos ho gaya.
Lao 300.
Mareez ko ghussa aya.
Kuch din k baad wo phir gaya k ab doctor se
puranay paisy bhi wapas leny hen.
Mareez : Doctor Sahab! meri yaddasht kaam nahi kerti.
Doctor : Box 22 se dawa nikalo or
3 drop pilao.
Mareez : Lekin wo dawa to zuban k taste ki hai?
Doctor : Mobarak ho! Aap ki yaddasht bhi
wapas aagai. Lao 300.....:-(
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Brain Cancer
Doctor : Mr Bean, I am sorry to say that you have
brain cancer.
Mr Bean : Yes! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I
just told you?
Mr Bean : Yes, Of course! Do you think
I am dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr Bean : Because that prove I have
a Brain....:-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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