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Husband was seriously ill



Husband was seriously ill.

Doctor to Wife:
"Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don't discuss ur problems,
no TV Serial, don't demand new clothes & Gold jewels,
Do this for 1 year & he will be ok."

On the way Home..

Husband: What did the doctor say?

Wife: No Chance for U to Survive..:-p



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