Increase your Brain
Husband: I found Alladin Lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did U ask for darling?
Husband: I asked Him to increase your Brain Ten Times.
Wife: Oh Darling love U So Much.
Did he do that?
Husband: He Laughed and said,
Multiplication does not Apply on Zero...;-p :-)
Hahahaha
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