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Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:

  • Dabbe main Tatti
    Ek Aesa Shair Jis ka muqabla
    Na Faraz Kar Sakta hai
    Na Mohsin
    Na Ghalib
    Aur na Farzana.

    "Dabbe main Dabba, Dabbe main Tatti.

    Chakh k Batana Meethi ya Khati"?


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Mariz ko Ulti krwa Raha Hun
    Doctr Mareez ki Naak me Ungli Daal k Betha Hua Tha

    1 Ne pucha Ye Kya kar Rahe Ho?

    Dr: Mariz ko Ulti krwa Raha Hun.

    Magar Kese?

    Dr: Ab Yehi Ungli Uske Moo me Daalu Ga. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Sab se Saaf Suthra SMS
    2010 ka Sab se Saaf Suthra SMS


    Jahaaz me air hostess ne Pathan ko ulti karte dekha to wo shopper de gae ke is me kar lo.

    Thori der bad Air hostess dekhti hae ke sab ulti kar rahe hain or Pathan so raha hae.

    Usne Pathan se pucha ke sub kyun ulti kar rahe hain?

    Pathan: Hum ne ulti kiya sab ne bura mana, hum ne wapis pe lia.


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Dil Tham K Sawal Parhna
    Dunya Ki Tareekh Ka Ek Aisa Sawal
    Jo Aapki Neenden Urra Dega.

    Magar Dil Tham K Sawal Parhna.

    Sawal Ye Hai K.

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    Bulgham Namkeen Hota Hai Ya Khatta?


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • President of The World
    Ek Din Barack Obama Ne Kaha:
    Jo president sab sey Gandi cheez is Jug mey Bharey Ga.
    Woh President of the World Ban Jayega.

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    Barack Obama Ney Naak Se Nosie nikaal Nikaal Kar Jug Bhar Liya.

    Manmohan Singh Ne Balgham Phenkh Phenkh K Bhar Liya.

    To ASIF ALI ZARDARI Tension Mai, Uss Ney Dono Jug Pi Liye.


  By: hassan   Send To Mobile
  • NAAK Ka Chooha by Wasi Shah
    "NAAK Ka Chooha" by Wasi Shah

    Kaash Main Teri Haseen NAAK Ka Chooha Hota.

    Tu Bari Chah Se Baray Maan Se Nikalti Mujhko.

    Main Teri Unglion Main Sharma kar CHIPAK sa jata.

    Tu jo Mujhe Apni unglion se Marora Karti.

    Main tere Nakhoon May Latak Sa Jaata.

    Phir Tu Apni Sahelion se CHUPATI Mujhko.

    Main unko Dekh kar DARR sa Jata.

    Tu Duniya se Chup kar Kahin CHIPKATI Mujhko.

    Aur is Tarhan Main Amar ho Jata.

    Kaash Main Teri Haseen Naak ka Chooha Hota.


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Chupkali Aapke Mun Mai
    Doctor: Jab Aapko Pata Tha K
    Chupkali Aapke Mun Mai Ghus Rahi Hai,
    To Aapne Kuch Kia Q Nahi?



    Sardar: Pehle Cockraoch Gaya To

    Mujhe Laga K Chipkli Usay Pakar k Wapas Aa Jayegi. :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • POTTI K 4 Rang Hotay Hain
    Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen
    1- Peela (Yelow)
    2- Hara (Green)
    3- Kala (Black)
    4- Kathye (Brown)

    Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhnay ko Milti Hein
    1. Kheery k Beech
    2. Kuti Huwi Mirch
    3. Rol Huwe Timatar
    4. Dhanya

    Kabhi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images Banti Hain
    1, Cheel (Eagle)
    2, Saanp (Snake)
    3, Bhoot (Ghost)
    4, Dinasour
    etc...

    Types Of POTI
    1. Patla Dast
    2. Sakht
    3. Gaarhi
    4. Sookhi
    5. Jelly
    6. Oily

    Info Collected By
    (Wiliam Poti)...


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Milking
    Major Rohail tried cow's milking machine on his penis



    He had a lot of fun, but when he was unable to remove it



    He got faint after reading manual



    ""Autorelease after 5 liters""


  By: Nirala   Send To Mobile
  • Warning! Don't Read This
    Warning!!!!
    Nifayat Pasand log ye msg na parhen.


    Queen:
    Jo 3 glass THOOK pye ga
    Mein us se shadi kru gi.

    Pathan 2 glass pee k ruk gya.

    Queen: Kyu..Haar maan le?

    Phatan: Nhi "BALGHAM" chaba rha hu.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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