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Toilet Saaf Ker K



Husband: Jb main Tum pr ghussa krta hon tu

Tum Apna ghussa kahan nikalti ho?

Wife: TOILET saaf kr k.

Husband: hain..!
kesy saaf krti ho?

Wife: Tumhary Toothbrush se...;-p



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