Be Strong
A Criminal Broke into Bed Room,
Tied up Husband & Wife,
Kissed Wife’s Ear & Went 2 Bathroom.
Husband told Wife:
"Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,
,
Be Strong I LOVE YOU."
Wife said:
He didn’t Kiss Me,
He Whispered in My EAR that
"He is GAY ,
Need Vaseline"
And I told Him
its in the BATHROOM,
,
So be STRONG
,
I LOVE YOU TO...;-p
Hahaha
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