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On top of blueberry hill



A Kid walks into a class
with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks.

The Teacher asks:
"Where have you been?"

The boy says:
"On top of blueberry hill."

Then another boy walks in
with no shirt and no socks.

Teacher says:
"Where have you been?"

The boy says:
"On top of blueberry hill."

Then a girl walks in
and the teacher asks:
"Where have you been?
Oh, let me guess on top of blueberry hill."

Girl says:
"No, I am blueberry hill"...;-p



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