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Pappu Raat Ko Head Lights Band Ker K Gari Chala Raha Tha,..

Achanak Police Ny Rok Liya..

Police: Tum Head Lights Band Ker K Gari Q Chala Rahy Ho??

Pappu: Hukumat Ki Waja Se,
Us Ny Ailaan Kiya Hai K
6 Bajy K Baad Sab Faltu Lights Band Ker Do.. ;-)

Hahhaaha



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